well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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