It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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