David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Are my feet made of real feet?
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
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