Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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