how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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