So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I just gargled with NyQuil
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