last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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