so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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