My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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