i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Randomize
