hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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