She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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