420 ftw
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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