I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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