NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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