i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
it's like iHOP with fire
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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