I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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