you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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