a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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