fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
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