yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
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