Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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