I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
He kissed a someone with a penis
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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