it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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