well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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