Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
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