What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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