Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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