it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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