Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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