Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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