It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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