Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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