New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
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