Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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