i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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