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I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I miss vodka workout Fridays
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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