i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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