You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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