I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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