They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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