You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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