I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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