This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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