I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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