it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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