did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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