I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
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