my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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