Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
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