North Korea, Best Korea!
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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